It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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