i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I told you penises don't tan
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
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I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
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There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
you made out with another girl for some wings
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing