drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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