LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
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You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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