Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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