Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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