lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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