haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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