Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I'm passing your future prison.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
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