And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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