Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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