Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
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He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
please don't ironically join a cult
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