Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
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I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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