Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Randomize
