we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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