dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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