Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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