Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
