Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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