Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
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You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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