and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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