its not stalking. its research.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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