you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
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He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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