quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
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