I want to stick my p in your. b.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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