Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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