Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
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Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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