Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
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Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
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Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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