So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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