so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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