we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
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Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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