Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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