if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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