you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
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The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
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