I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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