big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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