i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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