big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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