Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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