using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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