wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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