I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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