IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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