This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
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You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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