Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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