my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
im holly from the hills drunk
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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