I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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