No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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