He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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