i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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