yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Randomize