There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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