did you get engaged???
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
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life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
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You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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