the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
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So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
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I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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